How is this for a Monday?

[Michael E.]

My life story. You know Murphy's Law, right?. How about O'leary's Rule???? THat is what I go by. He thought Murphy was an optimist!!!!!!!!

I know murphy's law but what is O'leary's rule?

And Kerry, at least you didn't total your car on the way back from the doctor's. But I have had better Monday's.