Naw, she wouldn't appreciate it. Give her something she can really use, like a new vacuum cleaner.

I take it you are attempting to be humorous or haven't been married very long.

While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and His wife Grace listened to the instructor, "It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes."

He addressed the man, "Can you name your wife's favorite flower?"

Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it?

The rest of the story gets rather ugly, so I'll stop right here.