I knew this guy who was addicted to brake fluid. But he said he could stop any time.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery.

How do you make Holy Water? Boil the hell out of it.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.