I usually bring only a whistle or slingshot or either one of these: Colt 1911 ACP or S&W 629 44 MAG. My decision has a lot to do with how I feel THAT day and the price of 44 MAG ammo. Dudly will AGAIN call me "macho paranoid" but through the years, I've learned to live with that
I have smaller stuff for friendlier climes : Walther PPK .380 ACP and Beretta .32 3032 Tomcat. NONE of these have EVER been aimed at or fired at ANYTHING breathing and hopefully NEVER will.
Mark
PS: The above cited armaments are carried ONLY where they just MIGHT be needed.AND, the following is a true testament ( well slmost)
To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.
I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded
that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my wife, threatening our lives. You also asked for my wife's purse and earrings.
I can only hope that you somehow come across this
rather important message.
First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason. My wife had just bought me that
Kimber Model 1911 .45 A CP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?!
I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me.
[That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies
to come help mug us again].
After I called your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!
I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go ' s, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]
I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.
Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone.
Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone
for a little over a day now, so what's going on with that? Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA ' s office
and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my
possible target. The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had
a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).
In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in life. Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.
Have a good day!
Thoughtfully yours,
Mark