Apparently I have a face that says, "I'm a moron, lie to me. I'll buy anything."
It lies.
I'm not quite as profligate as that Jack Benny character was.
My CPU is running the Cynical OS. I have enough system memory to isolate contradictions that usually occur in a few minutes verbal input from an eager salesman. It comes from actually listening to what they say. (Sometimes it comes from leading them on, just to see what they'll say. Agree with them a lot. It gives them confidence to show their colors.)


Ed