Being a fly fisher who is concerned with how other fishermen perceive my status on the stream, is there a designer brick that would make me look like an elitist, and not just like an ordinary fisherman who would be satisfied with a cold PB&J or baloney sammich from his uninsulated vest? I would gladly pay $150-$200 for an appropriate brick that would separate me from the commoners on the river. With all of my Orvis endorsed equipment, no ordinary brick will do.

Please advise.