HEADLINE NEWS.......From Whoreallycares Newsline
ISLAND NATION OF OHIO SUFFERS MASS EXODUS.
OCCUPANTS HEADED TO NON-EXISTENT TROUT STREAMS OF SOUTH DAKOTA
GROCERY SHELVES STRIPPED OF FLOUR, PEANUT BUTTER & SPAM
PRESIDENT DECLARES ISLAND NATION A DISASTER AREA AND PUMPS IN $16.85 IN FEDERAL AID.
Governor convenes cabinet meeting to determine how many more lottery games will need to be added to offset revenue loss.