Tuber Terror;
I'm a dog breeder, what canine am I NOT "going to fall in love with"!?!
In fact, between us, (Sammy and I), it'll be a fight to see "WHO, gets the sofa, with Maggie" not "who gets the bed!?"!
Thankfully, at least "Maggie" is obviously a dog. I was warned, one time, about "If you don't fall in love with my "Allsion" when you come to fish with me, you have REAL issues!" and turned out, that "Allison" was the man's 39 year old unmarried daughter.
I, STILL have the occasional nightmare over THAT fishing trip!