Driver's Prayer

"Dear Lord, please give me patience...NOW!"

I just want to know who put the ranters in charge of the rest of us. Fact of the matter is that YOU are the problem, and the rest of us are OK. Plus, we don't even know you are upset with us, so we keep having a happy day while you're looking for your Tums. Why do you do that to yourselves?

I'm going to continue to drive this baby as I see fit, so put that in your pipe and smoke it.



Joe