A smallchurch had a very attractive big-busted organist named Linda.
Herbreasts were so large that they bounced and jiggled while she played
theorgan. Unfortunately, this distracted the congregation considerably.
The veryproper church ladies were appalled.

They said something had to be done about this or they would haveto
getanother organist.

So one of the ladies approached Linda very discreetly about theproblem,
and toldher to mash up some green astringent persimmons and rub them on
her nipplesand over her breasts, which should cause them to shrink in size.

But she warned Linda not to taste any of the green persimmonsbecause they
are sosour they would make her mouth pucker up, and she wouldn't be able
to talkproperly for a while.

The voluptuous organist reluctantly agreed to try it.

The following Sunday morning the minister climbed into the pulpitand said,

"Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol, we will not hab athermon tewday"