OK, here goes:

1. "Ohiotuber"
"Just a Local Hooker"

2. "The Happy Hooker"
"Ohiotuber"

3. When he calls me on the phone my wife hands the phone to me and says it's, "The Old ****", so that could be another suggestion!

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Warren



[This message has been edited by WarrenP (edited 17 June 2006).]