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Thread: Funny lines. or ... best excuse for NOT catching fish

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    Default Funny lines. or ... best excuse for NOT catching fish

    Over on a UK board I got a chuckle on a similar theme.

    Then I started thinking back to some of the "famous last words" I've heard around here, ... Like ...

    "Oh, ... I could have caught some, ... but I have clients tomorrow and I wanted to make sure they do well!"

    or

    "I could have connected, ... they were rising everywhere, ... I just don't prefer casting those #20-22 c-mids"

    or

    "We haven't caught much ever since they banned putting worms on the fly"

    (sadly, ... these are all TRUE! ... the first two from "guides" I met in another region)

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    Christopher Chin

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    I left my rod at home!

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    Getting OLD is For Old People.

    Have Fun Stay Young Go Fly Fishing!

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    Jax!!!

    That is sad


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    I hate taking them off the hook....

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    Based on my last two trips to )&$#%&* Creek, I only had time to try 100 flies. I know that the 101 probably would've been the right one!

    Allan

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    Allan, LoL!!

    I find it hard to believe a trout wouldn't want one of your flies (seen 'em ).


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    "Just got here."

    Standard line for anyone who asks "How is the fishing?". Doesn't matter how long I have been fishing I just got here.
    "The reason you have a good vision is you're standing on the shoulders of giants." ~ Andy Batcho

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    "Do you know how difficult it is to not get bit when they're in a frenzy like that! It takes a lot of skill to avoid all those mouths."


    This the result of a unique experience during a wide open Yellowfin Tuna bite. Fish were caught on bare hooks.

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    Yup TailingLoop,

    Takes skill to land that fly where none will take it during a feeding frenzy.

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    "They were hittin' midges but I forgot the magnifier & threader & the only flies I could use were #4s!"
    Mike

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