> Cinderella is now 95 years old.
>
> After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits
> upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front
> porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship.
>
> One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the fairy godmother.
>
>
> Cinderella said,
> "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years?"
>
> The fairy godmother replied,
> "Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary life since I last saw you.
> Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?"
>
> Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some thoughtful
> consideration, she uttered her first wish:
>
>
> "The prince was wonderful, but not much of an investor.
> I'm living hand to mouth on my disability checks, and I wish I were
> wealthy beyond comprehension.
>
>
> Instantly her rocking chair turned into solid gold.
>
> Cinderella said,
> "Ooh, thank you, Fairy Godmother"
>
> The fairy godmother replied, "It is the least that I can do.
> What do you want for your second wish?"
>
> Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said,
> "I wish I were young and full of the beauty and youth I once had"
>
> At once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful young visage
> returned.Cinderella felt stirrings inside of her that had been dormant
> for years.
>
> And then the fairy godmother spoke once more:
> "You have one more wish; what shall it be?"
>
>
> Cinderella looks over to the frightened cat in the corner and says, "I
> wish for you to transform Bob, my old cat,
> into a kind and handsome young man."
>
>
> Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his
> biological make-up that, when he stood before her, he was a man so
> beautiful the likes of him neither she nor the world had ever seen.
>
> The fairy godmother said,
> "Congratulations, Cinderella, enjoy your new life."
>
> With a blazing shock of bright blue electricity,
> the fairy godmother was gone as suddenly as she appeared.
>
> For a few eerie moments,
>
> Bob and Cinderella looked into each other's eyes.
>
> Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most beautiful, stunningly
> perfect man she had ever seen.
>
> Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking
> chair, &held her close in his young muscular arms.
>
> He leaned in close,
> blowing her golden hair
> with his warm breath
> as he whispered...
>
> "Bet you're sorry you neutered me."