Funny! I don't want to steal the thread but I have to relate what happened to me once. As I was entering the rest room a little tyke about five or so ran out out. Thinking nothing of it I went in and took my seat. The person in the next stall finished up, and as he passed by my stall he tapped on the door and said, in the firm voice of a dad talking to his son, "Don't forget to wipe!" Conjuring up my best deep voice, I replied: "OK; I won't." I looked around when I got outside hoping to share a chuckle, but no one was around.
There have never in history been so many opportunities to do so many things that aren't worth doing. - William Gaddis