We need some laughs here !!!

[sagefisher]

I am sure he just has the cook book by Jeffrey Dahmer, "Barbequing Pete"

Larry ---sagefisher---

[jimsnarocks]

I'm just saying. Proper use of puntuation can save lives. Jim

[mcsteff]

Spelling, too!

[EdD]

I'm just saying. Proper use of puntuation can save lives. Jim

Best pun I've seem all week.

Ed

[Byron Zuehlsdorff]

Puntinuing on,,, I really didn't just do that did I?

[Allan]

...puntuation...

Heard at a recent NFL game:

Announcer: "After that penalty, the Raiders are backed up to their own 4 yard line and now it's 4th and 15".
Color Commentator: Ha ha, "The kicker is probably saying to the guys in the huddle, 'This is one fr****n puntuation you guys have gotten me into".

Allan

[jimsnarocks]

Wish I could say I misspelled "punctuation" on purpose and get credit for some good PUN jokes. I could even blame it on my keyboard. Or I could just laugh it off and that's what I'll do. Jim with a red face. ROFLOL

[Uncle Jesse]

Jim, the truth is most of us seem to have our fingers only loosely attached to our brains. When we read over our posting moments after typing them they seem to say what we meant.

The Army trained me as a clerk typist but I made a better helicopter crew chief.

[Uncle Jesse]

Here's a one question IQ Test to help you decide how you should spend the rest of your day ...
There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.

Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pack of fish hooks, how should he express himself? (Answer below)
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Fish_hooks.jpg

He opens his mouth and says. "I would like to buy a pack of fish hooks"

If you got this wrong - please turn off your computer and call it a night.

[Uncle Jesse]

Latex Factory (PG)

A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products.

At the first stop, he is shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle nipples. The machine makes a loud "hiss-pop" noise. "The hiss is the rubber being injected into the mold," explains the guide. "The popping sound is the needle poking a hole in the end of the nipple."

Later, the tour reaches the part of the factory where condoms are manufactured. The machine makes a "Hiss. Hiss. Hiss. Hiss-pop" noise. "Wait a minute!" says the man taking the tour. "I understand what the 'hiss, hiss,' is, but what's that 'pop' every so often?"

"Oh, it's just the same as in the baby-bottle nipple machine," says the guide. "It pokes a hole in every fourth condom."

"Well, that can't be good for the condoms!"

"Yeah, but it's great for the baby-bottle nipple business!"