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    Default Would You Eat an Apple...

    ...offered to you by a Swamp Witch today. It's awfully red and shiny. Apples are supposed to be good for you. It looks like it would put a certain, um, <spring> in my step...


    Ed

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    This ought to be good. I'm going over here in the corner and watch. I'm leaving the window open though, in case I need a quick exit...
    "If we lie to the government, it's called a felony, when they lie to us, it's called politics." Bill Murray

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    What am I missing now?????

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    I don't know Ed! I thought you didn't gamble. Maybe if you sent her a REALLY nice valentine. I probaly wouldn't risk it if it wasn't at least a new Conranch Cree cape in that heart shaped box she got.
    I can think of few acts more selfish than refusing a vaccination.

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    Are you guys brave or otherwise, Betty hasn't checked in yet.
    Wyo-Blizzard

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    Default I would drink one

    Appletenie ?

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    Is this the good Swamp Witch or the bad Swamp Witch? Secondly, have you been making smart A** remarks again?
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    I ate the Apple and it was very good!! I think I'll have another!!

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    It's a very pretty apple, little boy!!
    Trouts don't live in ugly places.

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    Don't look back, we ain't goin' that way.

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    I don't believe in witches but I do believe in apples. So no. Unless of course I was offered one from a mouse. I do believe in mouses, er mice.
    " If a man is truly blessed, he returns home from fishing to the best catch of his life." Christopher Armour

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