The first law of Holes. If your in one , quit digging.
I'm starting a procrastinators club.........someday
Trout don't live in ugly places. (stole that one )
When you buy a jug of milk the clerk always says would you like that in a sack ? Reply. Oh no! leave it in the jug it will leak out of a sack.
When someone asks , can I give you a hand? Reply. Well clap if you like but I'm in a pretty good mood already.
Someone asks mind if I join you? Reply. Why am I coming apart?
I just read my post and am beginning to get a glimmer of why I have no friends.