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    Some people accuse me of having a warped sense of humor. Maybe so asI thought this quite amusing:

    When driving across Nevada just east of Wells on I80 I saw this highway sign. I didn't dare get out of the truck to take the picture so it didn't come out real clear. There are 3 signs. The white one is hard to read so I entered it below the picture.

    Tim

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    Outside of Jackson, Michigan is one of the largest prisons in the United states. Our road signs are a little different..they say: Don't Pick Up Hitchikers - Prison Area"

    Would you pick up a guy in a black and white striped jump suit with a ball and chain around his ankle?

    I can just see Mrs. Jonezee..."Oh honey pull over, there's a poor man on the side of the road dragging that awful ball, let's help him out."

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    ...but he has Bud light..
    The simpler the outfit, the more skill it takes to manage it, and the more pleasure one gets in his achievements.
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    HAHAHAHA Dudley you beat me to it.

    But he has an AX!!!!

    lol

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    BUT! HE HAS A CHAIN SAW!!!!!
    Tim,
    that is funny but it doesn't surprise me. One time I saw a permanent sign that said DAMAGED ROAD.(Nev.)
    I'm used to seeing temp signs warning about things, but when you see a warning sign planted in the middle of nowhere it is sort of spooky.
    Doug
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    Along the lines of the "damaged road", one of my favorites was running down a paved road in southern Iowa. Saw road work ahead and a sign that read - "BUMP".

    Just as you passed the sign there was about a 4" drop in the pavement.

    About 30 yards further down the road was a hand-lettered sign that read -

    "That wasn't it."

    and it wasn't either!
    "Flyfishing is not a religion. You can make up your own rules as you go.".. Jim Hatch.. 2/27/'06

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    The simpler the outfit, the more skill it takes to manage it, and the more pleasure one gets in his achievements.
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    Dudley:

    That's a good one.

    Thanks - Tim

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    Quote Originally Posted by dudley
    I think something like this would happen if I were in charge of making Road Signs!
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    When I was in MS last week, I kept seeing these signs saying something like "Bridge may ice in cold weather". I have NEVER seen such a thing in Colorado, or Montana, or...

    Once, while on a trip in Montana, we came upon a sign right near the top of hill that (surprise) said "Road Construction Ahead". Immediately over the top of the hill was a second sign that said, "Prepare to Meet Thy God!". They got some serious road work going on up there...

    Washington: "Caution: No warning signs"

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