Here's a little laugh for every one..

[ducksterman]

I knew... not at me... just trying to be clever...

It's an old saying and thought I could give you a hard time

[ohiotuber]

The difference between a seagull & a baby is that the seagull goes flitting along the shore.
Mike

[Gnu Bee Flyer]

1. The first law of holes.... If your in one , quit digging!
2. The law of inverse proportions.... the chances of a piece of jam and toast falling face down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
3. 84% of statistics quoted during a conversation have been made up by the speaker. ( I just made that up )
4. I still have every intention of starting a procrastinators club , I just haven't go around to it yet.
5. When I do get around to it the first law of the club will be to register. The second law will be that if you get around to registering you have broken the spirit of procrastination and you're out of the club.
6.20% of people surveyed quoted the lottery as their retirement strategy.
7. I forgot seven......(grey moment)
8. If at first you dont succeed, perhaps skydiving is not for you!
9. there is no nine.
10. If a man is out speaking in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is He still wrong?
11. Just as the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence , the fishing is always better on the other side of the river.
12. If necessity is the mother of invention then is a locomotive the child of a loaf of bread.
13. Why are you still wasting time reading this, Go fishing!
14. The least amusing bone in your body is called the funny bone. Go figure.

[fcch]

(sorry, ... just have to wade in).

Over my office door, I have rules of the road for the dept.

• To eat an elephant, just take it one bite at a time (sometimes it WILL still taste like crap though).[/*:m:19830]
• If it was easy to do, I'd ask an idiot to do it! (Do you want something easy to do today?).[/*:m:19830]

Thanks for the laugh.

[Gringo]

Reminds me....

An elephant is a horse designed by a committee.

[teasels1]

The amount of water in a boat at launching is in direct relation to how long it takes to find the drainplug!!!!!!!!!!

Dennis

[DShock]

Dennis,
It's helpful to have a spotter standing next to the boat, while you back it in the water, otherwise it won't be a pretty picture if your alone.
Doug