It's a country song by David Frizzle. It's about this guy, probably an alchoholic, that comes in night after night drunk and one night his wife meets him at the door and in an attempt to get him to stay at home more she says:
"You're not going to do this anymore.
I'm going to hire a wino to decorate our home
so you'll feel more at home here and you won't need to roam
we'll take out the dining room table and put a bar along that wall
and a neon sign will point the way to our bathroom down the hall"........and on and on.

My wife heard this song and being the fishaholic I am, she thinks this song is a good idea to apply to my life and she wants to buy, oh, say, 640 acres and build a house and develop the grounds so "you'll feel more at home here and you won't need to roam". So, she's asking you, all my FAOL Buds, to help her develop the house and grounds so her wayward fishing hubby will stay at home on the grounds and "he won't need to roam". Got any good ideas for her?