1. Don't drink to much coffee before you go belly boating.
2. The difficulty of the cast is in direct proportion to the size of the LMB under the overhanging branches.
3. The ugly fly that your scout ties in your merit badge class will catch more Bass than the one that looks perfect.
4. The people who live on the North side of the lake fish on the South and vice versa.
5. God has put some of the most brilliant colors on a 5" sunfish than almost any other fish.