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I gotta get me a brochure like that.

Telemarketers are a pet peeve of mine. Several strategies have met with amusement if not sucess at deterring them.

1) "I am in hte market for your goods/services but first let tell you about what I have to sell you... (insert whatever you would like to unload here)

2) "Hold on for a bit .................................................. .................................................. .." (15 minutes later pick the phone back up, if the telemarketer is still there laugh and hang up)

3)"Please quit feeding my cat all those mice. She is allergic and it gives her horrible gas (or whatever you feel moved to claim) (keep going on and on. Most telemarketers will give up and hang up on YOU)



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Chuck Hitt