The house right next door is for sale. It's a manufactured home built in the 70s out of particle board and other crap of the time. It's got 3 bedrooms and 1.5 baths. I think they're asking $219,000 for it. It has a 2 car garage. A house like it anywhere else would go for about half what they're asking, probably less. 5 years ago it would have sold for a fair price but now it's obscene around here. There is little work to be had here, but if you want to live next door you're welcome to. You can help me load my boat in the morning before going out to toil in the fields trying to make ends meet around here.
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