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    Default re: JC's mess/Viagra/hunting/fishint

    JC said, "And why do they sell so much Viagra to guys who kill things and the fly-fishing guys don't need it?"

    ez - guns are phallic. Hunting is about conquest. To some folks there is no difference between a woman and a Cape Buffalo.

    Fly rods are like magic wands. We weave a sensual dance with them, casting a spell on our precious watery world for a few hours of sensual pleasure. Catching a fish is icing on the cake, but not all that necessary. It's the dance, that luscious dance.

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    The difference diminishes when the wife adds "ex" to her title.



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    LOL Bubba!!!

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    I guess a lot of fly anglers actually enjoy casting, tying, etc. more than they enjoy catching fish; but I can't see catching fish as a "bonus." Of course, I eat some of what I catch every now and then too...so I guess I'm a weirdo. I do enjoy tying and casting, but I wouldn't do either if it weren't for the catching. I enjoy the "contact" (albeit once removed by rod and tackle) of the hook-up and the fight. That connection...whether unseen from below the surface or that awesome surface take with a dry or popper...is what it's all about to me.

    As for the Viagra, I find the whole concept somewhat amusing. And I'll bet the fly fishing community is just smart enough not to admit they use it too. What kind of a dork admits to needing Viagra? I crack up every time I see that NASCAR driver of the Viagra car on TV. They'd have had to pay me WAY more than they'd ever admit to in order to get me to be their spokesperson.

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    Hey, Guys, JC I hunt, but I Know for sure I do not need Viagra!!!

    Bill

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    Viagra? That would be like throwing kerosene on a bonfire!

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    Just who is that "Alis" you're going to "C" on pages 68 and 69 of the May 2005 Fly Fisherman magazine?

    The Angel in the Hardy ads? The "Perfect Mate" in the bikini in the Climax fly fishing (performance by design) ads?

    Somebody thinks flyanglers are susceptible to these pitches.

    -flyangler
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    whoa! I had forgotten about the Hardy Angel. Surely, however, that is merely a matter of artistic appreciation and esthetics.

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    Oh, yeah, I forgot to say that Gardenfish's post reminded me, strangely, of the hairdo Second Lady Quail sported a few years back.

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    An artful dodge, GF!

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