latest round of idiocy

[rrhyne56]

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[D. Micus]

hey, if they had only passed that earlier i might still have all my fingers!

[ohiotuber]

I hope the ban includes putting scalpels in the hands of idiots!
I know!!...Let's just ban EVERYTHING that could possibly be dangerous in the hands of a violent criminal!
Don't ya love it when the whiz kids with too much time on their hands start thinking??
Mike

[nowindknots]

Well, I certainly feel safer. I hope they get to baseball bats and rocks soon!

Jim

[splitditch]

If they bane knives like that, what are they goin ta eat their peas with?

[D. Micus]

splitditch, that is too funny!!!

[Benjo]

I use knives like that all the time in my cooking. How absurd.

[rrhyne56]

ladies and gentlemen

I have come up with the perfect end all solution to all this crime and killing.

Here's the plan: we get the government to pass a law that makes it illegal to kill another human being! Then all murder will cease instantly and for all time. I mean isn't that the most brilliant plan. They'd arrest anyone who killed another in cold blood and voila! No more killing.

Please notify the Nobel Prize folks to get my check cut now, I'll be watching the mailbox.

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[flyfisherjoe]

RRhyne56, are you trying to say that all we need is a law against killing another human?

Heck, that's no good! That would mean legislators have wasted countless amounts of time and money promoting and passing laws against inanimate objects like guns and knives!

No, RRhyne56, we need more laws against the objects that people use to commit crimes! Maybe we should have laws that actually put the guns and knives in prison if they are used in a crime, not the person!

Or, since hands are used to hold the weapons in a crime, we should pass a law that would require a person to keep their hands in their pockets whenever they are within 500 yards on another person. I'll bet that would stop crime!

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Joe




[This message has been edited by flyfisherjoe (edited 29 May 2005).]

[rrhyne56]

we are onto something joe, we'll soon put all the politicos out of work.

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