JC says nuke a nightcrawler.

I say, place a discarded data CD on several layers of paper towels. Set power to high. Set time to 10 seconds. BE SURE YOU WATCH CAREFULLY THROUGH THE WINDOW. Usually the effect is within 5 seconds. Open the door immediately.

Disclaimer: I take no responsibility for results. I've demonstrated this several times, with no detectable damage to my microwave, but who knows? Some odor. Best done when the wife is not home.

I know a few other cool things to nuke, but what's your never-gonna-make-Betty-Crocker microwave recipe?

Jim