Nice Fish=It's really pretty small but hey, aren't all fish nice?
Big Fish=It's a little bigger than a nice fish but not much.
Really Big #*&@$ Fish= It can be as big as you want. It's the one that got away and there is no proof of it.
Nice Fish=It's really pretty small but hey, aren't all fish nice?
Big Fish=It's a little bigger than a nice fish but not much.
Really Big #*&@$ Fish= It can be as big as you want. It's the one that got away and there is no proof of it.
"Waders" an article of clothing designed to leak on the most sensitive parts of the human anatomy.
"Hippers" Approx. 34' high boots to correspond to a 36" deep scour hole.
"Cabelas,LL Bean,Orvis,Local fly shop" Second party named in the divorce petition.
(kinda stolen from Foxworthy)
Widgi-diji
"You didn't brang anymore of them flies widgi-diji?"
Spender a guy that carry's his own wallet
Suspender his wife.
wet fly fisherman A guy that looks over the bow of the boat and sees a water fall!
Big brown ... his partner
<<<<<dropper; If she ain't into our obsession, then 'drop 'er'
<<<<<tail; What we guys chase when the fish ain't about!
<<<<<new rod; Goes down with the spouse as good as 'Honey, got some viagra today, just in case!'
<<<<<leader; Is she with the 'honey-do' list
<<<<<tippet; Sounds like castration, i.e. 'I just been tippeted'
<<<<< dry fly; means you ain't been caught yet!
<<<<< wet fly; means shower before you get home... she can SMELL her on you!
<<<<< lure; what led you into the two above to start!
<<<<< streamer; What your spouse will cry whan/if the above does happen!!
<<<<< fully-dressed; What you should be, if you are to deny any of the above!!!!!
<<<<< sili-legs... either the ones u been watching all night.. or the 'silly legs u got when you get home after too much rum!!
<<<<<tail;...... see above!!!!
<<<<<fly-tyer;..... What she will do to you when she catches you!!
<<<<<gold-head;...... honey blonde?? ;0)
<<<<<lead-head;...... her thick mate!
<<<<< buzzer;... the little button you gotta use when, after all this, you find you forgot your keys!
<<<<<flymph; the little nymph who bu**ered off with your wallet when you slept afterwards!!
<<<<<bend-back; position no. 227!! Ouch!!!
<<<<<spent; all your dollars checking out the above!!
<<<<<spinner; tring to replace what you've spent... looking for another money-spinner!!
<<<<<dun; how you feel after spending ?500 on an exclusive salmon beat in a non-exclusive month!
<<<<<egg fly; like being caught with egg on your chin... only worse!!
<<<<<ugly bugger;...... need i say more!!! LMAO
Andy
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As featured in Trout Fisherman, UK, Jan 2005! I'd still rather be fishin'!!
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