Reminds me of the homeless man who was caught by the Game Warden eating a Whooping Crane. The man apologized, but said that he had been starving and this was the first thing he could catch to eat. The Game Warden, feeling sorry for the man, told him he could finish his meal, since it was already dead and cooked, before going to jail. Out of the curiousity, the Game Warden asked him " By the way, what do those things taste like?" The man answered "A whole lot like Bald Eagle."