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    Default A very harsh reality check...

    I frequently volunteer at a local nursing home. I'm currently working on pictures for a new brochure. After I finished pictures, one of the sweet ladies stopped me, with a beautiful little smile and her weathered little hand on my arm, and said "Are you a resident here, too?"
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    I hope you slugged her!

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    AAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Speaking as someone who just got her first invitation to join AARP, OUCH!
    "If I'm not going to catch anything, then I 'd rather not catch anything on flies" ... Bob Lawless

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    Hey Betty, next time you go there, wrap up some Exlax in some decorative foil, and tell the old gal it's special chocolates "just for her." That oughta fix her!*G*

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    whack her with the butt of your 9 wt. That will teach her to mess with a Babe.

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    She probably went running back to her friend going, "I got one, I got one, you should have seen the look on her face"! Just plain mean. It's a game they play.

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    Could be worse... your answer could have been yes.

    jed

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    The last time I visited a nursing home they tried to keep me.
    " If a man is truly blessed, he returns home from fishing to the best catch of his life." Christopher Armour

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    Betty, I'll loan you my beanie hat with the visor and propeller. That will let them know you haven't grown up and don't intend to!


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