My "honey do" list disappeared by following the following procedure when asked (mandated) to do electrical work:
1) Spike your hair in a haphazard fashion (sorry Dave M,..do same to your moustache).
2) Walk up to your significant other in a spasmodic nature, making sure that you are carrying, AND throwing significant quantities of liquids and/or heavily sauced food items on her precious carpet/floor.
3) Speak in a language she cannot understand/comprehend, and finally....
4) Get one of your friends she thinks is a Saint to hand write a letter of apology also asking her for permission to take you to the emergency room.
This procedure may lead to enhanced fishing, tying, rod building opportunities.
This has been a public service announcement!
Mike
FAOL..All about caring, sharing, & good friends!!