I stand with head bowed and a silent tear runs down my face. We have lost a pirate.
You can always try introducing striped bass to the local trout stream! Remember that the California striped bass come from the river 10 miles from where I live. It might work.
Please turn in your eye patch and tatoo and you will be issued a small bottle of white wine and wedge brie.
Oh the shame of it all.
Good luck
Larry