1. Don't sweat the details...enjoy the ride!

2. Before relieving ones self stream-side, it's a good idea to first know the location of any and all electric cattle-guards and fences in the immedeate area! (Trust me on this one!)

3. Never mistake a skunk for a stray cat. It annoys the skunk!

4. When walking down a stream, river or lake bank in the Deep South, avoid stepping on fallen logs......some of them aren't logs!