Hey John.
We must to change our code phrase from " lets have agettogether in Grayling" to something much less likely to imply our real meaning. Perhaps "the burgers are great at Spike's" would throw them/her off and not disclose our "snarky" hidden meaning?

And Betty, with some and respect, YOU'RE NUTS !.... There was NO reason for you to inject your agenda into our perfectly innocent conversation but I "totally understand".........

Mark