Two ladies entered a restaurant and saw every waiter had a soup spoon in their shirt pocket. When asked about it the head waiter mentioned that the boss had a time saver company in and was told to keep a spoon in the shirt pocket so when someone dropped a spoon they didn't have to make a special trip to the kitchen.
One of the ladies dropped her spoon and he gave her the one from his pocket, she notice a thread hanging out of the waiters pants zipper. He said, it's another suggestion and you are the first to notice it. When we have to pee
we don't have to touch ourself just pull the string and do our thing. One of the ladies asked, how do you put it back into your pants? He said that's what I use my spoon for.