In order to achieve hero status on the internet, one must consistently catch large fish.

I don't.

That's why I built a two weight. Little bluegill on a five is kinda boring.

So, earlier today, I experimented with camera angles in order to enhance the size of my catch.

Exhibit A: A ten inch bass. Boring. If you hold it too close to the camera, it looks even smaller:







Same fish, lower angle, further away (adjusted saturation level):



Note how the fish not only appears to gain length, but girth as well... Eat your heart out Jimmy Johnson.