Instructions on how to do the fire ant dance. I plan on creating a SBS someday.

1. Stand in one place.

2. After a period of time, look down at your shoe as if investigating.

3. Hop, and jump away from the spot where you are standing.

4. Quickly take off your shoe and SLAM it onto the ground.

4. Rip off sock and fling aside.

5. Swat and slap at ankle and calve.

6. Go back to shoe and continue to slam it until all invaders are removed (good luck with that).

7. Squish and pick off ants from sock(s) (good luck with that, too).

This dance can be performed to various types of music. Make sure it is loud enough to drown out the string of expletives that accompany this dance.

Let this post serve as my fishing report from not only this week, but last week as well.