MOMMA - "I ONCE WAS LOST AND NOW AM FOUND!"
This story begins with a rather strange happening concerning our son's dog that we were keeping at the time. He was a very black hairy critter that appeared to be a mix of maybe Shepherd and Border collie. They got him from a farmer in the next county over. By the time we got him he had lost three or four toes in some kind of trap but it did not seem to bother him at all. For whatever reason that escapes me now our son named him "Mr. Dog."