Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Jesse View Post
Ed, I know Warren has a 12 ft. Nucanoe, you can sit in the back and guide him around. <snip>
Uncle Jesse, if I were to sit in the back of the boat, Warren wouldn't be able to see over the bow because of the weight mismatch. Soon there would be rumors that Nessie had immigrated to Bedford Lake. If we added Newbie's banjo music, we'd cause panic for sure. Of course, (he said, sagely rubbing his chin) we might try something like that about the time the 'gills start to bed. No, too many locals are too well armed... We all remember the incident when somebody tried to operate a remote control model of the USS Monitor. Nobody realized it ran on 3, 11 oz. butane cylinders, highly pressurized butane cylinders. I heard all three of those cylinders exploded when it was hit. <Moment of silence for the USS Mushroom Cloud>

Warren, my former co-worker is interested in flipping flies with us, too.

Regards,
Ed