Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Jesse View Post
March in the Southeast is like a pretty red head in a short skirt. We are always glad to see her, she will show you a little leg, flash you a smile and when you least except it stab you with an icicle.<snip>
March is fickled!
LadyFisher, Swamp Witch Betty, Deb, and the rest of their ilk are free to substitute their own metaphors.

Ed, now stuck dreaming of cute redheaded gals in short skirts.