Hi Warren,
Did you see this Real Fake stuff in the "Monty Python" Fly Shop ad? I guess it is better than not real fake, but almost there fake Jungle Cock. Good luck with the shoulder, I'm now getting my knee and replaced hip in a regime to be in better condition for fishing. A friend of mine, when I asked him how he was this morning replied, "I woke up, stretched my arms and didn't feel wood. I'm good!" My thoughts exactly. 11 above with you, the other day that would have been a heat wave here!
Take care,
Mike