For the last couple of years I've been trying to get hold of these decorations with no luck. I don't trust our post office not to play football with the package if I buy mail order. Nothing available locally. What I wanted to do is put a load of 1 pattern in that he uses a lot and sneak it onto his tree.
"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical
minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which
holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a ****
by the clean end"