Things you can't say
Just for fun lets start a list of things that you say about fishing, fish , fly tying, ect but can not say about your wife, husband, girlfriend, boyfriend. (lets try to keep this some what clean)
Here I will get us started:
Her mouth is so big you can put your whole fist in it.
Last edited by Threedayweekend; 09-15-2013 at 09:03 PM. Reason: spelling
If at first you don't succeed ... Then sky diving may not be the sport for you
(on teaching) I'm finely starting understand how this works. (on fly tying) That's not something I'd want to be seen in public with. (upon watching a husband teaching his wife) If Einstein and Mark Twain were to collaborate could they define that maneuver.
Capt. Paul Darby Dont wait to be ask, get out and teach.
(on catching a good size fish) Wow, that is a big gal!
In the same vein, "Nice fatty!".
Wow, she really put a bend in my butt section!
When you can arrange your affairs to go fishing, forget all the signs, homilies, advice and folklore. JUST GO.
what a hog!
Sorry! Everytime I come up with something ... the inuendo is, at a minimum, 'X' rated.
Allan
She was shaped like a football.
She is bigger around than she is long!
First time her teeth were ever flossed... (might be a tough one for those unfamiliar with a lot of AK salmon fishing)
I tightened up and she started squirting eggs!
"innuendo"Originally Posted by Allan
Isn't that Italian?
laughing...
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