Love the name of that one Hans, fits the fly very well.
Here children of servicemen are known as "scaley Brats". Married service personnel are on a scale for the standard of housing etc. that they are provided with. They are known as "Scaleies". Hence scaley bratt. Maybe another fly?
"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical
minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which
holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a ****
by the clean end"