This past winter we had multiple hurricaine force storms come through town. The strongest was clocked at 131mph! As we say here "If it was anywhere else they would name them!"

Anyway, just down the street a poor guy had three cars parked in his driveway, side-by-side. One of the biggest spruces in the neighborhood fell across all three of them at once. I suppose he might feel the same way you do about them...