Art, I really appreciate the offer but I think I will stick with collecting some Georgia pine bark and trying to find another use for one of my most dislike trees. Pine trees are the reason I don't mind wasting a piece of paper, before moving to Georgia I had no strong feelings, even planted a few in my youth. But since moving to Georgia they have fallen on my house, car and attracted lightning that destroyed my electronic equipment. I hold a grudge.
The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. Winston Churchill