The fraternity of fly fishers
And Flyanglers like you!
This cripple pattern pre dates both the X and E/C and has been very effective for me, in the surface film, for a very long time. I tie 'em in a bunch of colors and sizes:
That's on the water, otherwise it's a Graphic or ESP in the water column below...
Daughter to Father, "How many arms do you have, how many fly rods do you need?"