I grew a beard every year for our church's Christmas program, for 3 or 4 nights I was a 1st century Jewish merchant. I would keep it until it warmed up. Solid white, I would wear a white turtleneck and a red cotton sweater to church before dressing in my costume. One night a 2-3 year old little girl wanted to come talk to me. I sat down in the floor and she got in my lap and just sat there. Made my Christmas season. In the spring when I shaved everyone would tell me I looked so much younger. I started parking cars and let a younger guy be the merchant. As I speed toward 70 at the speed of light I don't need anything to make me look older.