You know something Len, when I was growing up Santa was about 6'3" I think his older brother was 6'4". My mother was a very attractive woman and was where I learned to fish when I was about 4 or 5 years old. If I learned my mother had ever consumed anything with alcohol in it, with the exception of cough syrup, I would be surprised.

Us southern country boy figure everybody's legs are the same length, they run from the ground to your butt.