Quote Originally Posted by EdD View Post
The flies are free but you'll need to secure their release with a payment of $1,250.99 payable to the KS law firm of Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe. Any surplus from your payment will be refunded. You owe these taxes for winning, whether you collect your prize or not. If you do not pay these taxes, you will be subject to criminal and civil prosecution, wind knots, dropped backcasts, & bad dandruff. Please give us the names of seven (7) of your friends.

(Don't you wish you had your waders on?)
Ed
I'll send the funds using the $1000 Target gift cards that I keep "winning". Send me your name, SSN, Birthdate, and bank account # so I can make the transfer.