Spoof - I live pretty close to you. After next weekend (opening day), there's a whole bunch of streams within a 15 minute drive of you that are loaded with fish.

Chuck that fly out there - it'll get eaten. Guaranteed. The river is fishing great right now, and it's open to fish by you. It's also low and wadeable right now. Don't miss this opportunity! You're 5 minutes from dry fly heaven in the evening.